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My Strange Talent: Getting Women Pregnant

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I was engaged to a girl a few years ago. We broke up and, within a year of separating, she was engaged and pregnant. I didn’t take most of the other relationships I had very seriously until last year when I fell for a girl in Chicago. We had an interesting relationship that lasted until February. I just received a call from a mutual friend telling me she is engaged and pregnant.

So tip to women: date me and you will soon get engaged and pregnant.

(PS: I’m super happy for both of them… REALLY! I wouldn’t have dated them for so long if I didn’t think that and I hope the best for them!)


Written by Michael Donovan

04/11/2009 at 8:39 pm

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