Dear Apple and iTunes

I know that your boss has been out of the office due to his illness but please take note of two observations I have made.

#1) You have Michael Jackson listed as dying on May 25th, 2009. It is actually June 25th, 2009. Please advise.

#2) I was going to use the Grab feature to create a screen capture of the aforementioned error to send you however you had erased the Grab application from Apple computers with your latest update. Please return the features that came with our Apple’s when we purchased them.

Sincerely,
Cool Mike